Twin Troubles
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These are twin brothers.
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Their names are Pierre and Paul
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Their father can't tell them apart.
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Their mother of course can.
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Pierre and Paul love playing soccer.
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They also love basketball.
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They love theatre.
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They both play the violin.
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They also both play the piano.
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One day, their school's soccer and basketball teams were looking for new players, and Pierre and Paul went to try out for the teams.
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They came home happy, because they made the teams.
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Their dad said: “Look honey!"
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"Paul is going to be a soccer player!”
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“And Pierre is going to be a basketball player!”
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The mom said: “No, you’re wrong!”
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"The basketball player...
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...is Paul!"
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"And the soccer player...
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is Pierre!"
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But their dad just couldn’t tell them apart.
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When a school play was being put on, Pierre and Paul went to audition for the roles of the king and the cook.
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They came home happy, because they got the parts!
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Their dad said: “Look honey!”
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“Paul is the king!”
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"And Pierre is the cook!"
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The mom said: “No, you’re wrong!”
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"The cook...
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...is Paul!"
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"And the king...
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...is Pierre!"
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But their dad just couldn't tell them apart.
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Soon the school orchestra was looking for a pianist and a violinist, and Paul and Pierre went to audition.
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They came home happy, because they were accepted into the orchestra
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The dad said: “Look honey!”
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"Pierre is the pianist!"
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"And Paul is the violinist!"
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And everyone was happy, because the dad finally got it right!